The Roguish Goblin

Leather Keychain - Hippity Hoppity, your keys are now his property

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Origin & Inspiration

Look at him. Crouched down, blade out, grinning like he just found an unlocked chest. This goblin isn't hiding because he's scared; he's hiding because he's about to stab you in the shin for 1d4 damage. Inspired by every "Stealth Check: Natural 1" moment and the chaotic energy of that one party member who triggers every trap, 'The Roguish Goblin' is the patron saint of bad decisions and unexpected loot . Whether you're a Rogue who "borrows" from teammates or a DM tired of players wrecking your plot, this little guy gets it. He won't help you find your keys, but he’ll definitely guard them with aggressive enthusiasm.

Artisanal Method

Don't let the cartoonish grin fool you: this is serious craftsmanship disguised as a meme. I make these in small batches ("Loot & Run" style) in my Italian workshop. The goblin is deeply hand-tooled into genuine Tuscan Vegetable Tanned Leather. no cheap plastic, because goblins have standards too . I hand-dye each one with antique gel to capture that "I live in a cave" grime, then burnish the edges so he feels smooth when you fumble for your keys in the dark . It's tough, durable, and smells like victory (and high-quality leather).